Family Fun/Family Fun.iso/joke2/comrel2/what.txt

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What do you get when...
...you cross an onion with a donkey?
         Either a long eared onion or a piece of ass that will bring tears
         to your eyes.
...you cross an owl with a clam?
         A muscle that stays up all night.
...you cross an M&M with a rooster?
         A cock that melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
...you cross a penis with a potato?
         A dictator.

What do...
...a coffin and a condom have in common?
         They both have stiffs in them, but one's coming and one's going.
...a balloon and virginity have in common?
         One prick and it's all over.
...you have when you hold two green balls in your hand?
         Kermit's undivided attention.
...you call two homosexuals named "Bob"?
         Oral Roberts.
...you call a cow that's had an abortion?
         Decalfinated.

How do...
...Snow White and Pinoccio make love?
         She sits on his face and he tells lies.
...you make paper babies?
         Screw an old bag.
...you know when two elephants have made love in your back yard?
         Your garbage can liner is missing.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
         "How do you breath through that thing?"
Do you know why Pollocks don't have sex?
         They wait for the swelling to go down.
Do you know why birds are so ugly?
         You'd be ugly too if your pecker were in the middle of your face.
What's another name for Jell-O?
         Kool-Aid with a hard on.
What does a black man and a Christmas tree have in common?
         They both have colored balls.
What does sex and Oregon rain have in common?
         You never know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it's
         going to last.
Definition of gross - An old hooker sitting on a bar stool and slowly
sinking to the floor.